I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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