We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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