I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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