Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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