Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
