is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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