I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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