Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You ate ashes out of my bong
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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