Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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