I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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