I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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