Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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