distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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