Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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