he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
