so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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