so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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