hell yes lets make some ravioli
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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