Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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