you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
