Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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