she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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