I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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