i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
