please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Randomize
