gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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