Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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