You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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