I wish I only lived at night.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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