Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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