At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
why do cheetos always look like penises
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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