I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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