I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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