big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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