You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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