i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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