BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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