we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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