My boss' voice literally gives me gas
thus making me awesome and them whores
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I am available for nakedness
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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