So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
do herpes really smell.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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