Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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