i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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