your thong is hanging out like whoa
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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