I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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