Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
If that was your dad, he is hot
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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