dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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