ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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