he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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