I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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