I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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